Friday, October 14, 2005

Do You Hear Music? 


OK, now here's a device the world desperately needs. BT Futurology is combining two popular technological breakthroughs into a single integrated product. Well, on second thought, let's make that a double integrated product.

They want to create an MP3 player that resides inside breast implants. The player will be placed within one breast while the solid state storage will be implanted in the other. Bluetooth wireless technology will drive headphones and allow the device to be controlled.

This is an intriguing possibility, on so many levels. However, in the name of consumer safety, here are a few questions that I believe should be answered before this product is tested on real women:
  1. How do you recharge the battery?
  2. Can the breasts be connected to my car stereo?
  3. Will it run iTunes?
  4. What are your plans for support?
  5. Show me again, how do you change the song?
  6. Will the implants interoprate with the Bluetooth wireless underwire bra?
  7. Is anti-spyware protection included?
  8. What are the chances the RIAA will show up and want to check for illegal downloads?
  9. Is it true that all music plays in stereo?
  10. Isn't this a little early for April Fool's Day?

// posted by Every Fool @ 9:30 PM
Comments:
I guess I have only two questions:

1. Who hears the music better, the 'wearer' or the people in front of her?

2. Is the penile implant version really waterproof?
# posted by Blogger Hedwig : 3:38 PM
 
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